A Snoozy Proposal: Noah's Flood
A Letter to Cannan
Dear Cannan,
How have you been? I hope that you are in a comfortable slumber; I mean
staying in the same position under 7 layers of mud have to rust your body right?
You are not alone with many beings there. I presume you also wonder what
happened after your death. Oh, there are some novelties here and there, nothing
biggie about us outies. We built a whole new world under the guidance of Noah,
discovered natural phenomena and invented feudalism, capitalism etc. I would
tell the other things, but they are just fleas on the rats.
I’m certain you wish to know recorded events of your lineage after the
flood. Anyways, let me tell you more about your family. Did you know that you
and your family are celebrities? I bet you didn’t! Well at the start, their
little adventure on the Ark became nothing more than a rumour. You guys were
already mentioned in three major scriptures and countless stories. Some
proceeded to pursue these tales though. I witnessed a few things about this,
Canny. For instance, if I don’t remind wrong, a grandson of Japheth, Ilhan
Durupinar discovered the Ark’s possible remains (although, some tattlers tried
to distort information). After the news, people flew there as moths to the
flames. Oh, our inquiring nature! Even for learning trivial things we can go
beyond our imagination... Currently, more and more people are visiting this
area and collect some pieces from the remains (I think as souvenirs). On the
other hand, some islanders claimed your greatest grandpa to be a unicellular
thing, a mushroom, and even a primate! Another folk thinks he came after 6000
years from this eminent garden. Some others say these arguments are all pure
fantasies, hallucinations. I wish you have met with them and having great
revelry underground. (I can imagine you dancing, playing tag or getting drunk
with groupies of T-rex and fungi). Well, these stories spread like wildfire I
can state. Some survived animals like roosters and chickens are building coop
displays and bug-lanes inspired by the ship. They aim to attract the foxes,
coyotes or racoons for settlement rather than owls, moles and earthworms. I am
very sorry for too slight knowledge. This is all I could collect for now. I
hope to hear from you soon.
Yours sincerely,
Nisa
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